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And to think that all these years I've worried about going out to get the mail without make-up and in unfashionable jeans and t-shirt.
Is this supposed to look good? She's a pretty girl, why must she put her makeup on with a trowel?
To distract the eye from her surgically enhanced bazongas?
QUOTE(rancho_gordo @ Feb 12 2008, 11:34 AM) 
Superstar Britney Spears.
wow. she has the hands of an 80 year old dockworker.
Rancho, it was just the other day you said you were cured of this obsession. Relapses are inevitable, but I beg you to try to be strong. You can do it. Stop looking for celebrity photos! Yes we can.
Aw, what the hell. Britney looks like she's auditioning for a bit part in Klute, doesn't she?
Aw, what the hell. Britney looks like she's auditioning for a bit part in Klute, doesn't she?
QUOTE(SethG @ Feb 12 2008, 01:26 PM)
Rancho, it was just the other day you said you were cured of this obsession. Relapses are inevitable, but I beg you to try to be strong. You can do it. Stop looking for celebrity photos! Yes we can.
Aw, what the hell. Britney looks like she's auditioning for a bit part in Klute, doesn't she?
Aw, what the hell. Britney looks like she's auditioning for a bit part in Klute, doesn't she?
more like the Wesley Snipes part in "to wong foo thanks for everything ..."
QUOTE(SethG @ Feb 12 2008, 10:26 AM)
Rancho, it was just the other day you said you were cured of this obsession. Relapses are inevitable, but I beg you to try to be strong. You can do it. Stop looking for celebrity photos! Yes we can.
Aw, what the hell. Britney looks like she's auditioning for a bit part in Klute, doesn't she?
Aw, what the hell. Britney looks like she's auditioning for a bit part in Klute, doesn't she?
I'm cured of mean old Perez. I'm still fascinated by our fascination with this talentless piece of used jet trash.
But help for Brit may come in the form of a letter to her parents, from PETA!
from tmz, emphasis mine
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According to a letter just sent to Britney's parents by PETA, studies show that people with hidden dairy sensitivities (a very common condition) can worsen cases of bipolar disorder and schizophrenia. PETA also cites evidence linking parasites found in undercooked meats to the development of schizophrenia. Crazy from burgers?
Luckily for Britney, says PETA, instead of meat, the consumption of beans can help improve such conditions, with the exclusion of uncontrollable farting. You are what you eat ... don't be a mad cow.
And the girl does love her some Taco Bell.
Luckily for Britney, says PETA, instead of meat, the consumption of beans can help improve such conditions, with the exclusion of uncontrollable farting. You are what you eat ... don't be a mad cow.
And the girl does love her some Taco Bell.
QUOTE(rancho_gordo @ Feb 12 2008, 07:35 PM)
from tmz, emphasis mine
QUOTE
According to a letter just sent to Britney's parents by PETA, studies show that people with hidden dairy sensitivities (a very common condition) can worsen cases of bipolar disorder and schizophrenia. PETA also cites evidence linking parasites found in undercooked meats to the development of schizophrenia. Crazy from burgers?
Luckily for Britney, says PETA, instead of meat, the consumption of beans can help improve such conditions, with the exclusion of uncontrollable farting. You are what you eat ... don't be a mad cow.
And the girl does love her some Taco Bell.
Luckily for Britney, says PETA, instead of meat, the consumption of beans can help improve such conditions, with the exclusion of uncontrollable farting. You are what you eat ... don't be a mad cow.
And the girl does love her some Taco Bell.
Some very strategic bolding, RG.
QUOTE(rancho_gordo @ Feb 12 2008, 07:35 PM)
from tmz, emphasis mine
QUOTE
Luckily for Britney, says PETA, instead of meat, the consumption of beans can help improve such conditions ...
Rancho, that girl's future sanity lies within your reach.
Headline: G-lard-iator:Russell Crowe reveals his expanding paunch (Daily Mail)
Day-um!!!!
Day-um!!!!
That hairdo/facial hair combo isn't doing him any favors, either.
QUOTE(Daisy @ Feb 20 2008, 09:53 AM)
That hairdo/facial hair combo isn't doing him any favors, either.
Nor does standing there with his gob hanging open. Looks like your average mouth-breathing moron.
QUOTE(lovelynugget @ Feb 20 2008, 09:52 AM)
Headline: G-lard-iator:Russell Crowe reveals his expanding paunch (Daily Mail)
Day-um!!!!
Day-um!!!!
a gal can't be put together every minute of every day. cut her some slack
oops, sorry. at first glance, i thought it was britney. missed the caption entirely
Ahem, so how is this different from dissing Lindsay Lohan for the 'Marilyn' shoot, exactly, she wonders as she does a duck and cover, signs off by hitting the window key and down arrow until she gets manages shut down computer and goes to bed.
QUOTE(GalPalJoan @ Feb 21 2008, 12:16 AM)
Ahem, so how is this different from dissing Lindsay Lohan for the 'Marilyn' shoot, exactly, she wonders as she does a duck and cover, signs off by hitting the window key and down arrow until she gets manages shut down computer and goes to bed.
Yup, a few months w/out a personal trainer, and no make-up....
QUOTE(lovelynugget @ Feb 20 2008, 09:52 AM)
Headline: G-lard-iator:Russell Crowe reveals his expanding paunch (Daily Mail)
I thought it was an ad showing the slimming effects (before and after) of wearing armor.
QUOTE(H. du Bois @ Feb 21 2008, 12:11 PM)
Giuliani in drag again?
QUOTE(H. du Bois @ Feb 21 2008, 12:11 PM)
say what you will but I think ms. Carolchanning looks great for her age
QUOTE(splinky @ Feb 20 2008, 03:26 PM)
QUOTE(lovelynugget @ Feb 20 2008, 09:52 AM)
Headline: G-lard-iator:Russell Crowe reveals his expanding paunch (Daily Mail)
Day-um!!!!
Day-um!!!!
a gal can't be put together every minute of every day. cut her some slack
The first photo is actually a computer generated composite man.
What happened to all of Nicole Kidman's freckles? She had tons of them.
Is that Kidman or Darryl Hannah? Seriously.
QUOTE(lovelynugget @ Feb 21 2008, 01:26 PM)
What happened to all of Nicole Kidman's freckles? She had tons of them.
She was more interesting when she had them and was a redhead.
QUOTE(The Scream @ Feb 21 2008, 05:46 PM)
QUOTE(splinky @ Feb 20 2008, 03:26 PM)
QUOTE(lovelynugget @ Feb 20 2008, 09:52 AM)
Headline: G-lard-iator:Russell Crowe reveals his expanding paunch (Daily Mail)
Day-um!!!!
Day-um!!!!
a gal can't be put together every minute of every day. cut her some slack
The first photo is actually a computer generated composite man.
Gerard Butler looks like he has an inner chub waiting to come out. For now WHAT A HUNK. But give him a few years, he'll get a big paunch...
QUOTE(GalPalJoan @ Feb 21 2008, 05:16 AM)
Ahem, so how is this different from dissing Lindsay Lohan for the 'Marilyn' shoot, exactly, she wonders as she does a duck and cover, signs off by hitting the window key and down arrow until she gets manages shut down computer and goes to bed.
Nothing, and I really don't see how she was "dissed" either.
Oh, you don't think the vitriol was really about Lohan, do you? 
QUOTE(GrantK @ Feb 21 2008, 08:57 PM)
Oh, you don't think the vitriol was really about Lohan, do you?
Nope.
Oh Mickey you're so fine
You're so fine
You blow my mind!
Hey Mickey! Hey Mickey!
You're so fine
You blow my mind!
Hey Mickey! Hey Mickey!
QUOTE(rancho_gordo @ Mar 3 2008, 06:38 PM)
Oh Mickey you're so fine
You're so fine
You blow my mind!
Hey Mickey! Hey Mickey!
You're so fine
You blow my mind!
Hey Mickey! Hey Mickey!
toni basil will be very upset that her song is being associated with him
QUOTE(splinky @ Mar 3 2008, 03:43 PM)
QUOTE(rancho_gordo @ Mar 3 2008, 06:38 PM)
Oh Mickey you're so fine
You're so fine
You blow my mind!
Hey Mickey! Hey Mickey!
You're so fine
You blow my mind!
Hey Mickey! Hey Mickey!
toni basil will be very upset that her song is being associated with him
She'd be flattered!
I was thinking maybe a Separated at Birth entry is in order:
QUOTE(rancho_gordo @ Mar 3 2008, 06:54 PM)
QUOTE(splinky @ Mar 3 2008, 03:43 PM)
QUOTE(rancho_gordo @ Mar 3 2008, 06:38 PM)
Oh Mickey you're so fine
You're so fine
You blow my mind!
Hey Mickey! Hey Mickey!
You're so fine
You blow my mind!
Hey Mickey! Hey Mickey!
toni basil will be very upset that her song is being associated with him
She'd be flattered!
I was thinking maybe a Separated at Birth entry is in order:
it is her hairdo, isn't it?
Somebody better tell him he's got a hamster attached to the back of his head.
QUOTE(Liza @ Mar 3 2008, 07:05 PM)
Somebody better tell him he's got a hamster attached to the back of his head.
what's attached to the front is way scarier
mr gary busey
antonio must really love her
Doesn't it look like Mickey's beard is growing on his forehead?? A sign that maybe you've had one too many facelifts?
Since I don't spend any time with Perez Hilton, I frequently am asking myself, Who is that? I don't know that Mickey or the other guy down thread a bit. He looks a bit like Ron Howard, but Ron wears a ballcap to cover his bald pate. I took me several viewings to discern Melanie Griffith in that next face.
Howsabout putting a first and last name with your finds? Thanks, memesuze
Howsabout putting a first and last name with your finds? Thanks, memesuze
I had the same question, but was too embarassed to ask.
Rourke?
Rourke?
QUOTE(SethG @ Mar 5 2008, 12:27 PM)
I had the same question, but was too embarassed to ask.
Rourke?
Rourke?
Dorian Gray?
Sideshow Bob?
I did a little research and found that it is Mickey Rourke. I didn't recognize him at all. It was just a guess. Man, he looks bad.
QUOTE(SethG @ Mar 5 2008, 03:08 PM)
I did a little research and found that it is Mickey Rourke. I didn't recognize him at all. It was just a guess. Man, he looks bad.
Reminds me a bit of Gary Oldman during his Fifth Element turn.
QUOTE(SethG @ Mar 5 2008, 03:08 PM)
I did a little research and found that it is Mickey Rourke. I didn't recognize him at all. It was just a guess. Man, he looks bad.
Who's that very annoying guy that Rosanne married briefly? I thought it was him.
QUOTE(yvonne johnson @ Mar 5 2008, 03:22 PM)
QUOTE(SethG @ Mar 5 2008, 03:08 PM)
I did a little research and found that it is Mickey Rourke. I didn't recognize him at all. It was just a guess. Man, he looks bad.
Who's that very annoying guy that Rosanne married briefly? I thought it was him.
Tom Arnold? He's actually a bit of a plastic surgery success story
eta: maybe success story is an overstatement
QUOTE(splinky @ Mar 5 2008, 03:25 PM)
QUOTE(yvonne johnson @ Mar 5 2008, 03:22 PM)
QUOTE(SethG @ Mar 5 2008, 03:08 PM)
I did a little research and found that it is Mickey Rourke. I didn't recognize him at all. It was just a guess. Man, he looks bad.
Who's that very annoying guy that Rosanne married briefly? I thought it was him.
Tom Arnold? He's actually a bit of a plastic surgery success story
Yeah, that's him. Really, on the second? (Plastic surgery doesn't usually shut you up, though.)
QUOTE(yvonne johnson @ Mar 5 2008, 03:29 PM)
QUOTE(splinky @ Mar 5 2008, 03:25 PM)
QUOTE(yvonne johnson @ Mar 5 2008, 03:22 PM)
QUOTE(SethG @ Mar 5 2008, 03:08 PM)
I did a little research and found that it is Mickey Rourke. I didn't recognize him at all. It was just a guess. Man, he looks bad.
Who's that very annoying guy that Rosanne married briefly? I thought it was him.
Tom Arnold? He's actually a bit of a plastic surgery success story
Yeah, that's him. Really, on the second? (Plastic surgery doesn't usually shut you up, though.)
they can actually sew lips shut, now.
Fashionable chef Rachel Ray paints the town glam as she steps out in her own "yum-oh!" style!
QUOTE(rancho_gordo @ Apr 8 2008, 02:25 PM)
Fashionable chef Rachel Ray paints the town glam as she steps out in her own "yum-oh!" style!
crap! now i can't finish my lunch
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