If you are that broad in the chest and your boobs tend to drift away from centre......for the love of all that is holy...WEAR A BRA!!! That is not a good look.

Her mouth looks like that Alien thing, the mouth within a mouth.

Great minds..... I said so on the other thread--separated at birth.

I didn't want to say anything, because you know it's not my style to judge others, but I have it on good authority that Ray makes her chilaquiles with Fritos.

FRITOS> shear blasphemy, what next, cooking out of a box?

But is she broad where a broad should be broad?

the lovely carrot top

I have been unfortunate enough to run into him on a relatively frequent basis . He looks worse in person.

I find him (it?) to be perhaps the most startling looking human on the planet. It looks like he implanted basketballs into his shoulders, took up ingesting large amounts of crack, and had his head run over by some manner of large vehicle. And he isn't funny -- not even close. Clearly, the man (thing?) has serious emotional/psychological issues plaguing his better judgement.

Natalie Portman gets peed on at a downtown dogrun.

Ummm, couldn't she have gotten up? Or would that have been rude to the dog....

Hat's Entertainment!

What do these ladies all have in common aside from the wacky hats?

A bit of an equine look, perhaps?

I LOVE hats! Some in the linked article are fabulous!

Ella Windsor's looks like she may have collided with a wedding favour, but yes, some are pretty nifty.

Or the bell used in boxing matches.

I think they look fabulous. But then, I have a Philip Treacy hat with butterflies on it.

Do real people actually wear these kinds of hats? Some are fantastic, but they really need an "occasion"; you couldn't wear them to the grocery store or you'd set off an alarm. Mind you, my usual headgear is by Filson and I don't wear it to the grocery store either!



She's bought a hat like Princess Marina's
To wear at all her social affairs
She wears it when she's cleaning the windows
She wears it when she's scrubbing the stairs
But you will never see her at Ascot
She can't afford the time or the fare
But she's bought a hat like Princess Marina's
So she don't care.

The Kinks

fly, i have that same hat! great minds and all that!

What is that?

Whoever she is, she resembles a Spitting Image puppet.

That is Jocelyn Wildenstein, plastic surgery aficionado.

Jocelyne Wildenstein.

Is there some reason I should know who she is?

So that you can avoid her?

Other than as the creator of her own particular brand of beauty, none that I can think of.

G-d bless her, she got a new wig!

her original face:

The first thing I said when I saw SJP's hat thing was someone is a fan of Project Runway Canada.

Goddamn you people, now I have to go look her up and find out who she is.

Good luck. That recent picture I posted is actually very kind.

Okay, now I looked her up and apparently she really is known only because she's had a lot of plastic surgery.

What is wrong with the world in which we live??? Should I pity this sick woman, or the people who pay attention to her?

It made me a little sick. For solace, and natural beauty, I turned to Madame.



Found in a Google search for Madame:

I thought the kid from Mask died.

My newest diet: Look at pictures of Jocelyne Wildenstein.

Why oh why did I have to Google?!?!?

Cruel, but, very funny. Pardon me while I wipe the tea from my computer screen.

Do you get New York magazine? There was a long piece about her some years ago. She was married to some gallery owner which is how she originally got her renown.

Popular song stylist and trend maven Amy Winehouse goes for a stroll with her fancy 10 foot beehive hairdo.



Suddenly I'm not so interested in her next album.

She'll be dead or in jail or in a facility or something by then anyway.

Suddenly I'm not so interested in her next tattoo, either

Her personal stylist is Sideshow Bob.

Betcha can't tell a thing about her from her appearance though, right?

"Excuse me, Ma'am. Would you mind passing the fucking crack pipe? I'd be ever so grateful for the courtesy. Thank you so very much. And you, kind Sir: Your crack is of exceptional quality!"

It seemed like a big deal when Janis Joplin got a few (pretty tasty) tattoos back in the 60s. Now, everyone has 'em. Of course, we know what happened to Janis.

The Wildenstein of the PaceWildenstein galleries.

gallery site

Oh dear...



From Cricket to this!

i blame eddie fisher

I blame Parrish with Troy Donahue.
You know, she doesn't look half bad, if only she would wear age-appropriate makeup and hair. It's like she's fighting with her past. If she'd just be an old broad, she'd look like a million bucks. Or $29.95.