I've been thinking about an eyelid lift. How do you get her Rami/Madame Gres draped fabric look? That's pretty cool.

Just sayin' ........

aircraft cable straps?

remember when?

Catherine Zeta Jones applies her own makeup:

Hubba hubba! I wants me some of that!

WTF?


miss amy winehouse!

It's the Gorgon Medusa!

I was thinking Bob Geldof grew breasts.

Ms. Winehouse,
I've seen Bob Geldof. I've worked with Bob Gedldof. Bob Geldof is a friend of mine. And you, Ms. Winehouse, are no Bob Geldof.

The hospital wrist band is a nice touch.

she's starting her own line of jail and rehab wear

She should start dressing in body bags. It will save time soon.

Tats, black T, string vest, cut-off jeans, and she polishes off the look with gold ballet slippers. I'm thinking this might not catch on.

Come on. If that picture was from 1975 and taken at the corner of 2nd Street and 1st Avenue, you'd think it was a cool bit of history.

Hoo boy.

Sorry, can't figure out how to make the pic appear here, but clicky.

Not Paula's best look.

Under that mess of hair is a gigantic rubber band pulling her face upwards.

Is she auditioning for a cocktail waitress job at Caesar's Palace here in Las Vegas? She'd fit right in.

I think it's doing something to whatever that is she's wearing, too.

I guess Goldie has gone for a lip job (or something).

Nah...It's just the classic botox smile.

That's to divert your attention from the marionette lines.

A great looking woman in her 60s trying to look like she's in her 30s. And failing.

My eyes were drawn to 30 pounds of diamonds...

I was intrigued by the flesh hanging over the top of the dress.

Whaddaya mean???

Oh my goodness. Don't people look in the mirror before they leave the house? Ouch.

Goldie needs a new hairdo. Pulled back in a ponytail?

I saw her in person when she was about 50, still lovely and seemed very sweet.

Don't get me wrong: she's awesome. But that look just isn't working for her....

Really? She always struck me as kind of sad, kind of a forced wackiness. I think I'm alone in my opinion, however.

You'll never walk alone.

It was at a mostly A-list celeb party, lots of musicians too. Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell seemed pretty grounded.

Goldie and Kurt have a house just a few blocks from me. The people in the neighborhood that have met her say she is just like everyone else with money in this area....actually, a bit nicer.

They also have a summer place in the Muskokas; I met several people who know them who say the same.

I only saw her on Actor's Studio and she interviewed well.

She's wacky when nobody's looking, believe me - and in my brief experience, perfectly pleasant.

When I saw her in early January, the lips were even worse. She needs to cut back on the collagen injections. But, as a person, she seemed quite down to earth. Very nice and polite. She was very chatty and undemanding while speaking with the waitress who was working our section of the pool deck.

Considering her long career, I was mildly surprised to see that she has acted in only 30 something movies.

On the other hand, save our Bar.

They say it's best to get "a little bit done at a time". Clearly it worked for her until about 50, she had a fantastic figure when I saw her. But after awhile maybe it's best to know when to stop getting that one more thing done. First folks start to look way too pulled back, then their features start looking blobbish.

And after that, they look like Rourke.

well, not exactly a celebrity...

are those new?

What?

Starlet Lindsay Lohan paints Paris red!
She is 23 years young!



Where is her mother?

Preparing the coke in the bathroom....

best she's looked in years

here's a nice slide show for y'all

Sigourney Weaver, fabulous and so elegant at 60.