bless her heart

Boy George has lost so much weight?

Soooo, who the hell is that?

Sharon Stone, meet Miguel!

Taking the title "Superstar Housewife" away from Dame Edna Everage, sassy Kate Goesslin shows off her new $6,500 hair-do!



Look lovely, BE LOVELY, indeed!

Oh. It seems to me that she was slightly over-charged.

Britney's weave had to end up somewhere.

ted's weaves usually look much better than that one

I have so far successfully avoided learning who these people are aside from the fact that she has a moron husband.

Not sure how you managed that. A few months back, I was waiting in line at the super and her face was on the cover of all the magazines. I looked, looked again. I had absolutely no clue whatsoever who she was. 'My,' I thought to myself, 'I must be getting old. Clearly she's a a singer or actress or comedian or some other sort of artist and nothing about her is familiar to me. Not her face, not her name. Not a single clue. I've lost touch with popular culture. Time to confine me to the home.'

But now, you absolutely cannot avoid her. And it turns out that she is not a singer or actress or comedian or person of any detectable talent whatsoever. But she's everywhere.

Just yesterday, I noticed on the cover of the current "People" that "Kate...opens up." Opens up? That's something different? That's something new?

We don't need her to open up. We need her to shut up.

jaymes,

um, i guess you didn't know, but lex can't actually read. he's sensitive about it so let's keep it just between us

That is the only possible explanation.

But she's awesome, right? (I still have absolutely no idea who she is.)

The sad thing is, my heart goes straight to those poor kids. Can't their parents do anything without acting like douchebags? If she would just shut up and let the husband self destruct, she'd come off as a saint. Instead, she has a 6500 buck weave done.

I'm surprised she hasn't botoxed her scowl yet.

I hate reality television. It's ruined all the good gossip columns. I don't want to read about horrible people like the Gosselins or Richard Hearne. Why can't life be about fabulous people any more?

we only care about fabulous people when they fall from grace . . . Tiger Woods, John Edwards, etc.

For the most part I don't follow the gossip columns unless something happens to a real person like Tiger Woods.

There is a whole other group of pseudo-celebrities created by the media, many of them from "reality" TV, who I have zero interest in following. Actually, it's stronger than that. I actively avoid reading about them and I'm pretty successful in keeping my mind free of such junk so I can focus on the latest food fads and baseball.

I'm surprised, too, because she has had a fair amount of cosmetic work done. The tummy tuck I can understand, but then she got those boobs that go on for days. And now she's paid $6,500 for something that looks like a collie climbed up on her head. She could've gotten a real collie for $1,200.

I feel sorry for the kids, too. Awfully cute. But the way the parents are acting now isn't much of a surprise. The decision to pursue a second set of multiples seems pretty ego-driven to me. You would hope for the sake of the kids they would just shut up. But you would be wrong.

i'm sure she kept her scowl for the sake of the children, how else will they know when she's miffed at them. it's not like they can tune in on monday nights anymore and find out on the show

Who the hell is Heidi Montag? I'll admit to living in a pop culture bubble, but why are the tabs obsessed with the plastic surgery she's had? And while we're at it, who is Kendra?

My dad just asked me this! You should have seen the incredulous look on his face when I tried to explain who she was. Priceless!

What on earth? Fey would've looked better dressed as Sarah Palin.



Does this dress make my boobs look too big?

now those are some golden globes

I don't know who they are either.

I didn't look closely enough and thought it was Queen latifah

Didn't she have a reduction?

I am in this club, too.

Who?

So did I!

Me, too! And I thought, "If she had a breast reduction, how big were they before?"

Got an e-mail from Ticketmaster. Subject line: Maria Carey: Two Big Deals Get You Closer to a Diva.

truth in advertising

so what do i do with these v.i.p. tickets?

Madonna, looking her age and then some. And just plain weird.

Needs to wax the 'stache.

Maybe she's getting in gear to play the role of Myra Hindley, the child killer.

Vivienne Westwood


This literally frightened me.

Two words more: chin hairs.

I'm looking lovely at the moment because this morning the dog got very excited about the prospect of his breakfast and punched me in the face even harder than usual. As a result, I have a most attractive one-inch cut down the length of my nose. Thanks, Doc!

nice for job interviews, if your dream is to be a sparring partner.

This explains a lot

I was wondering where this look was coming from...

Mackie slashed my face the other night while I was trying to cut his nails - a scratch down the side of my nose, and an angry welt under my eye.

Perez Hilton was making fun of him but I think he finally looks pretty HOT.

He was a little snoozy before. Maybe it's my advancing age but good for him, says me.

I have no idea who any of these people are, not the one with the $6500 hairdo or Heidi What's-Her-Name or the one with the golden globes. Madonna, yes, but who are the rest? That guy at the end is Clooney, though, right?

There is a lot to be said for living outside the USA.

Who is it?

matt leblanc

Get Out!

i am out

how you doin?

It's not Clooney?