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bloviatrix
Les Miserables is returning to Broadway. True, it's a six month run. But didn't it just close?
Cathy
How long has the topiary dinosaur been on the Broadway island between 78th and 79th??
macrosan
QUOTE (Cathy @ Feb 17 2006, 09:01 PM)
How long has the topiary dinosaur been on the Broadway island between 78th and 79th??

According to experts, I believe that would be approximately 100million years.
Cathy
QUOTE (macrosan @ Feb 17 2006, 05:30 PM)
QUOTE (Cathy @ Feb 17 2006, 09:01 PM)
How long has the topiary dinosaur been on the Broadway island between 78th and 79th??

According to experts, I believe that would be approximately 100million years.

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lovelynugget
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TULSA, Okla. (AP) -- A family sitting down to dinner had to call police and an ambulance after a man allegedly bit off the nose of his girlfriend, authorities said.


That can't be good. ohmy.gif

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''We looked around and tried to find a nose but couldn't find it,'' Cpl. Larry Edwards, a police spokesman, said. ''I think he swallowed it.''


I hope it was delicious. ninja.gif
mongo_jones
i left the house when it was 2 degrees outside to attend a talk on medieval print cultures. the talk was good, but it was -2 when i was coming back. the walks from the car to the lecture-room and back to the car almost killed me.
hollywood
QUOTE (mongo_jones @ Feb 17 2006, 05:59 PM)
i left the house when it was 2 degrees outside to attend a talk on medieval print cultures. the talk was good, but it was -2 when i was coming back. the walks from the car to the lecture-room and back to the car almost killed me.

Shouldn't this be on The Dadaism of Everyday Life?
akiko
eva air hello kitty flight

I haven't had the pleasure of traveling on this... Please click above

One of those moments when you are convinced that east asia really is on another planet. I love it.
Wilfrid1
My Beloved's mother is standing for very high office in elections upcoming in the land of her birth. My Beloved was duly invited to attend a rally in New York to pep up the locals who will be voting - whether by proxy or because they fly down there twice a week anyway, who knows?

She expected to be introduced as the Daughter, wave and smile, and exit stage left. Imagine her surprise when it dawned on her as she stood up that the audience (a hundred or more) were settling back to hear a damn good speech.

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I missed it. Don't worry. Next time we'll sell tickets. I gather she made it up as she went along. blink.gif
mongo_jones
if the beloved's mother should win, can i be minister of culture? (i have experience.)
Wilfrid1
You want to be under me, one way or the other, do you? cool.gif
mongo_jones
QUOTE (Wilfrid @ Feb 20 2006, 03:16 PM)
You want to be under me, one way or the other, do you? cool.gif

that's a rather personal question.
Wilfrid1
Or:

Do you know what they did to the last Minister of Culture? laugh.gif
mongo_jones
QUOTE (Wilfrid @ Feb 20 2006, 03:19 PM)
Or:

Do you know what they did to the last Minister of Culture? laugh.gif

i'll telecommute.
alexhills
QUOTE (akiko @ Feb 20 2006, 11:16 AM)
eva air hello kitty flight

I haven't had the pleasure of traveling on this... Please click above

One of those moments when you are convinced that east asia really is on another planet. I love it.

I am very very scared. The colors, the colors... The kids meal package was particularly dayglow. Is this a real airline?
Cathy
Waiting in line at the Verizon store yesterday, I overheard this exchange between two women behind the counter:

A: "What do you think of this color for my living room?"
B: "I don't like it."
C: "Why not?? It's such a pretty shade."
D: "I'm not Dominican."
Wilfrid1
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Cathy
Wilf, I also heard the other woman say she was voting for your Beloved's mother.
bloviatrix
QUOTE (mongo_jones @ Feb 20 2006, 05:12 PM)
if the beloved's mother should win, can i be minister of culture? (i have experience.)

What type of culture? Strep? Pneumococcal?
ranitidine
Wilfrid, what does "very high office" mean? Please provide more details and relevant links.
mongo_jones
QUOTE (bloviatrix @ Feb 20 2006, 05:49 PM)
QUOTE (mongo_jones @ Feb 20 2006, 05:12 PM)
if the beloved's mother should win, can i be minister of culture? (i have experience.)

What type of culture? Strep? Pneumococcal?

mmmmm coccal...

but seriously, i was minister of culture in my college government for one year. i was staggeringly corrupt.
hollywood
QUOTE (mongo_jones @ Feb 20 2006, 07:20 PM)
i was staggeringly corrupt.

Plus ca change.....
Squeat Mungry
QUOTE (bloviatrix @ Feb 21 2006, 04:59 PM)
http://www.toho.co.jp/stage/yane2005/asx/yane_r1_low.asx

Bloviatrix: awesome! For surrealism, I think this trumps (or at least matches) the very first production I ever saw of "Fiddler", which (as I think I've mentioned elsewhere) was produced and performed by an LDS congregation. Thanks!
mongo_jones
fat cat
hollywood
QUOTE (mongo_jones @ Feb 24 2006, 10:14 AM)
fat cat

Kobe Cat?
Scorched Palate
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Farfrompoopen Road, the only road to Constipation Ridge, lost to Divorce Court and Psycho Path, which placed No. 1 in an online poll of the
nation's wildest, weirdest and wackiest street names.
GrantK
This intersection is better
Squeat Mungry
I think it's different now, but for years at the intersection of Beaver Street and Castro Street here in San Francisco, there were two signs on the sign post: "Beaver", and directly below that: "Stop When Flashing".
GG Mora
There's a road in Clark, NJ, that connects a secondary road out of town to the main drag. A lot of people take the secondary road to avoid traffic and then take the connector to the main drag to get on the parkway. The connector road always takes much longer than one thinks it should; in one's mind it holds a place as a quick connector link. We always called it “The Road That Goes on Forever” when giving directions, since no one knew what it was called. Early one morning, I was on my way “down the shore” with my friends; we were already good and stoned at 6:30 in the morning. I don't know what prompted me to look at the street sign that morning, but a gale of hilarity ensued when I reported the actual name of The Road That Goes on Forever: Terminal Ave.



Scorched Palate
QUOTE (GrantK @ Feb 25 2006, 12:40 PM)
This intersection is better

That's glorious, Grant. Cameron's aunt lives in Simsbury... we'll have to ask her for a photo. biggrin.gif
g.johnson
Congress crosses Clinton in Brooklyn.
Tamar G
There's an intersection of Clinton and Attorney on the LES.
Steve R.
QUOTE (g.johnson @ Feb 25 2006, 05:07 PM)
Congress crosses Clinton in Brooklyn.

And several blocks from there is the intersection of President and Clinton.
mongo_jones
i crossed gin and tonic earlier tonight.
Suzanne F
That's unusual? huh.gif



The other name for the Aqueduct race course stop on the subway is: No. Conduit. Say it with a Jamaican accent, putting equal stress on each syllable.
NeroW
QUOTE (Squeat Mungry @ Feb 25 2006, 08:49 PM)
I think it's different now, but for years at the intersection of Beaver Street and Castro Street here in San Francisco, there were two signs on the sign post: "Beaver", and directly below that: "Stop When Flashing".

Somewhere in Michigan, there's an exit for Big Beaver Road. Exit number: 69.

Today's surrealism: I was waiting for the L and people-watching. I saw a woman on the platform that looked like an old chef of mine at a former job (but the chef was a man). That led to me thinking about the chef, whom I hadn't thought of in many months.

A few minutes later the train came, and the chef himself stepped off the car I was about to get on. blink.gif It gave me the heebie-jeebies. Turns out he is visiting Chicago for a few days.

I hate it when shit like that happens.
g.johnson
QUOTE (Suzanne F @ Feb 26 2006, 08:01 AM)
That's unusual? huh.gif



The other name for the Aqueduct race course stop on the subway is: No. Conduit. Say it with a Jamaican accent, putting equal stress on each syllable.

Conduit should be pronounced KUNdit. Not many people know that.
GG Mora
QUOTE (NeroW @ Feb 27 2006, 04:22 PM)
Somewhere in Michigan, there's an exit for Big Beaver Road.

It's in Troy. I used to get my checks from an address on Big Beaver.

Okay, let's play stream-of-consciousness. I know a 70-something-year-old woman whose nickname is Beaver. Yup, everyone calls her that. I also know a grown woman (same vintage) who goes by the name Bubbles. Fortunately, they're both incredibly smart, accomplished women.
lovelynugget
My roommate in college: Happy Ho.

Yes. Legal name. Also highly accomplished (not in that way).
Scorched Palate
If she had married this actor, she'd be Happy Ho-Maker

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(Obviously, I need to get out more often)
Wilfrid1
QUOTE (g.johnson @ Feb 27 2006, 04:44 PM)
QUOTE (Suzanne F @ Feb 26 2006, 08:01 AM)
That's unusual?  huh.gif



The other name for the Aqueduct race course stop on the subway is: No. Conduit. Say it with a Jamaican accent, putting equal stress on each syllable.

Conduit should be pronounced KUNdit. Not many people know that.

Unless, of course, the incorrect pronunciation aids communication. rolleyes.gif
g.johnson
QUOTE (Wilfrid @ Feb 27 2006, 05:18 PM)
QUOTE (g.johnson @ Feb 27 2006, 04:44 PM)
QUOTE (Suzanne F @ Feb 26 2006, 08:01 AM)
That's unusual?  huh.gif



The other name for the Aqueduct race course stop on the subway is: No. Conduit. Say it with a Jamaican accent, putting equal stress on each syllable.

Conduit should be pronounced KUNdit. Not many people know that.

Unless, of course, the incorrect pronunciation aids communication. rolleyes.gif

I was addressing my remarks only to the community of the educated. So you can fuck off.
Wilfrid1
QUOTE (g.johnson @ Feb 27 2006, 05:38 PM)
I was addressing my remarks only to the community of the educated.

"We are so terribly grateful..."


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hollywood
QUOTE (Wilfrid @ Feb 27 2006, 02:47 PM)
QUOTE (g.johnson @ Feb 27 2006, 05:38 PM)
I was addressing my remarks only to the community of the educated.

"We are so terribly grateful..."


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{Honorary Member}

Somehow I like the Kournikova picture better.
Behemoth
QUOTE (GG Mora @ Feb 27 2006, 03:57 PM)
QUOTE (NeroW @ Feb 27 2006, 04:22 PM)
Somewhere in Michigan, there's an exit for Big Beaver Road.

It's in Troy. I used to get my checks from an address on Big Beaver.
.

There was a women's college in Pennsylvania named Beaver College. they changed their name a few years back.
mongo_jones
i've mentioned this before, but in grad school i knew someone named richard groper. he would head off any attempt to address him as dick groper by aggressively introducing himself as rick groper. dick shaver, a creative director at ddb needham in the late 80s/early 90s, on the other hand, revelled in his name.
Behemoth
There was a guy running as state rep on the main line in Pennsylvania a while back named Dick Sweat. You'd think with a name like that he would use an alternate nickname on the lawn signs. I think he actually made it though, so what do I know.
mongo_jones
QUOTE (Behemoth @ Feb 27 2006, 07:16 PM)
There was a guy running as state rep on the main line in Pennsylvania a while back named Dick Sweat. You'd think with a name like that he would use an alternate nickname on the lawn signs. I think he actually made it though, so what do I know.

i guess the lesson is that dick sweat is more popular than you might think.
StephanieL
When I came out of the subway at Union Square this morning, I was perplexed by the sight of Greenmarket stands, since Tuesdays are normally non-market days. Then I saw all the camera equipment, and the techies and set designers setting out elaborate fruit and vegetable displays. It looks like they were trying to recreate the Greenmarket in autumn, since there were tons of apples, squashes, onions, potatoes, chard, etc.; however, they were all set up a little too nicely (as anyone who is a marketgoer can attest).

I pity anyone confused enough to try to buy something.
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