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Ms J
Wow. What an interesting social moment that must have been. laugh.gif
Adam
Certainly a confusing one.
Squeat Mungry
Turned the corner off Howard onto Third in SOMA yesterday afternoon and found myself staring at three New York yellow taxicabs lined up at the corner, big as life. Very disorienting.

Later I found out they are filming part of the movie version of "Rent" here. Hence the NY cabs. They have turned South Park and part of 6th Street into an ersatz East Village.
yvonne johnson
The other day, we received a big US postal service envelope (written on the side is a message saying the letter enclosed to us was damaged on route, but here it is anyway). Inside is a little envelope, addressed to us--at our temp abode--with 2 Swiss stamps (stamped mid-April), and there is nothing inside. Weird, but weirder still is the fact that only Verizon knows our temp address; we're picking up our mail at our place round the corner. Now, who could this be from? And what was originally inside?
hollywood
QUOTE (yvonne johnson @ Apr 27 2005, 02:23 PM)
The other day, we received a big US postal service envelope (written on the side is a message saying the letter enclosed to us was damaged on route, but here it is anyway). Inside is a little envelope, addressed to us--at our temp abode--with 2 Swiss stamps (stamped mid-April), and there is nothing inside. Weird, but weirder still is the fact that only Verizon knows our temp address; we're picking up our mail at our place round the corner. Now, who could this be from? And what was originally inside?

Probably relates to your late rich uncle's secret Swiss bank account and how if you don't respond in fewer days than have passed all funds will escheat to the state. Oh well....
Orik
speaking with someone from eastern europe whose name would mean in Hebrew "who didn't wipe his buttocks?"
Rose
QUOTE (hollywood @ Apr 27 2005, 05:40 PM)
QUOTE (yvonne johnson @ Apr 27 2005, 02:23 PM)
The other day, we received a big US postal service envelope (written on the side is a message saying the letter enclosed to us was damaged on route, but here it is anyway).  Inside is a little envelope, addressed to us--at our temp abode--with 2 Swiss stamps (stamped mid-April), and there is nothing inside.  Weird, but weirder still is the fact that only Verizon knows our temp address; we're picking up our mail at our place round the corner.  Now, who could this be from?  And what was originally inside?

Probably relates to your late rich uncle's secret Swiss bank account and how if you don't respond in fewer days than have passed all funds will escheat to the state. Oh well....

Escheat is one of my favorite words (not because of it's meaning) I just like saying it.
mongo_jones
QUOTE (Adam @ Apr 27 2005, 06:26 AM)
Certainly a confusing one.

so, did the two of you do it?
NeroW
QUOTE (mongo_jones @ Apr 28 2005, 03:09 PM)
QUOTE (Adam @ Apr 27 2005, 06:26 AM)
Certainly a confusing one.

so, did the two of you do it?

That's what I was going to ask.
ampletuna
husband opened the front door the other day. Man standing there in a white coat and asked H if he wanted any fish, H said No and he said "Oh, OK then". blink.gif
Abbylovi
A woman is fast asleep in our office bathroom.
macrosan
QUOTE (Abbylovi @ Apr 29 2005, 09:37 PM)
A woman is fast asleep in our office bathroom.

OK Abby, we'll all post very, very quietly
flyfish
Got an error message that the printer/photocopier was out of paper. Checked, and it was full of paper, and there were no jams to be cleared. Printed document on a second printer, no problem.

Sent next document to second printer. Got a message that IT was out of paper. Checked it. Full of paper, no jams. Sent document to first printer. No problem.

Fly
mongo_jones
the founder of a certain food site made a post today on his site's indian food forum saying, in response to the question of whether people like north or south indian food (whatever this means,) that he loved "hyderabadi and madras curries". i responded asking what exactly "hyderabadi and madras curries" were. i just went back to see if there had been a response and discovered that not only had my post been deleted but he has also edited his own original post to now read "hyderabad and madras-style curry dishes". of course he didn't mark his edit.

edit: i am tempted to now ask what "hyderabadi and madras-style curry dishes" are.
hollywood
QUOTE (mongo_jones @ Apr 29 2005, 09:29 PM)
edit: i am tempted to now ask what "hyderabadi and madras-style curry dishes" are.

Oh, go ahead. biggrin.gif
fml
QUOTE (hollywood @ Apr 30 2005, 08:02 AM)
QUOTE (mongo_jones @ Apr 29 2005, 09:29 PM)
edit: i am tempted to now ask what "hyderabadi and madras-style curry dishes" are.

Oh, go ahead. biggrin.gif

The founder must think you incurrigible. Don't give in and try to curry favor.
GG Mora
Stopped in at the local bagel shop for a dozen. Told the guy “yeah, I'd like a dozen bagels” and proceeded to ask for three plain, three sesame, three poppy and four garlic (they have a baker's dozen policy). When I went to pay, the total was $5.99. I handed the guy a twenty. He says “You got a penny?”. Umm...no (WTF?). So he takes a penny from their penny dish (is that just a Vermont thing?) and rings in $20.01 as cash tendered. Cash register calculates change: $14.02. He counts out a ten, four singles and two coppers, which I promptly add to the penny dish.

So I get home, and I start slicing the bagels to put them in the freezer (it's a kid thing...they're afraid to slice bagels, and they go so hot&cold on them that often a whole dozen sit moldering in the bread box). There are 16 bagels, including one blueberry. wacko.gif
Steve R.
My wife's watching Titanic and called me in to see Carnivale Cruise Line commercial. Bang for the advertising buck.
hollywood
I'm at the car wash and I see that this one guy buffing out a car has this stylish pair of red trimmed white athletic shoes. But the Did I just see what I think I saw? moment is when I notice that inset below the ankle on each shoe is a shiny steel rim. And when he walks they are spinning and spinning and spinning. Segue to Chris Rock material.
Robert Schonfeld
Saw a piece on the news on Wednesday about the new giant Airbus, talking about how it replaces the 747 as the largest commercial passenger plane. Today, Saturday, I passed a pile of trash on the street that was topped with a discarded model of a 747.
flyfish
We made a couple of impulse purchases at CD Warehouse this aft. Mine was the AC/DC DVD "Family Jewels" (don't ask).

I ask what happened to Bon Scott. Died in the back of a car after a drinking binge, says hubby.

"So what did YOU buy?" I ask him.

Hank Williams' Greatest Hits.

Flyfish
hollywood
QUOTE (flyfish @ Apr 30 2005, 03:37 PM)
We made a couple of impulse purchases at CD Warehouse this aft. Mine was the AC/DC DVD "Family Jewels" (don't ask).

I ask what happened to Bon Scott. Died in the back of a car after a drinking binge, says hubby.

"So what did YOU buy?" I ask him.

Hank Williams' Greatest Hits.

Flyfish

That's freaky.
Abbylovi
Just saw a big blow up Santa in Union Square Park.
Cathy
Jean-Georges at the Beard awards reception, waving his hands and yelling "86! 86!" when the food at his station ran out.

Maybe not everyday, but surreal.
winesonoma
QUOTE (GG Mora @ Apr 30 2005, 02:14 PM)
Stopped in at the local bagel shop for a dozen. Told the guy “yeah, I'd like a dozen bagels” and proceeded to ask for three plain, three sesame, three poppy and four garlic (they have a baker's dozen policy). When I went to pay, the total was $5.99. I handed the guy a twenty. He says “You got a penny?”. Umm...no (WTF?). So he takes a penny from their penny dish (is that just a Vermont thing?) and rings in $20.01 as cash tendered. Cash register calculates change: $14.02. He counts out a ten, four singles and two coppers, which I promptly add to the penny dish.

So I get home, and I start slicing the bagels to put them in the freezer (it's a kid thing...they're afraid to slice bagels, and they go so hot&cold on them that often a whole dozen sit moldering in the bread box). There are 16 bagels, including one blueberry. wacko.gif

Ya gotta love Americas education system. biggrin.gif sad.gif
mongo_jones
QUOTE (winesonoma @ May 4 2005, 04:21 PM)
QUOTE (GG Mora @ Apr 30 2005, 02:14 PM)
Stopped in at the local bagel shop for a dozen. Told the guy “yeah, I'd like a dozen bagels” and proceeded to ask for three plain, three sesame, three poppy and four garlic (they have a baker's dozen policy). When I went to pay, the total was $5.99. I handed the guy a twenty. He says “You got a penny?”. Umm...no (WTF?). So he takes a penny from their penny dish (is that just a Vermont thing?) and rings in $20.01 as cash tendered. Cash register calculates change: $14.02. He counts out a ten, four singles and two coppers, which I promptly add to the penny dish.

So I get home, and I start slicing the bagels to put them in the freezer (it's a kid thing...they're afraid to slice bagels, and they go so hot&cold on them that often a whole dozen sit moldering in the bread box). There are 16 bagels, including one blueberry. wacko.gif

Ya gotta love Americas education system. biggrin.gif sad.gif

well, what do you expect from an outfit that means 13 when they say 12?
beachfan
I belive 16 is a boolean dozen.

Just a little more than a byte.
Abbylovi
QUOTE (Abbylovi @ Apr 29 2005, 04:37 PM)
A woman is fast asleep in our office bathroom.

She's back again. ninja.gif
mongo_jones
QUOTE (Abbylovi @ May 5 2005, 02:23 PM)
QUOTE (Abbylovi @ Apr 29 2005, 04:37 PM)
A woman is fast asleep in our office bathroom.

She's back again. ninja.gif

does she sleep sitting up on the toilet? or do you have couches in there?
Abbylovi
QUOTE (mongo_jones @ May 5 2005, 04:24 PM)
QUOTE (Abbylovi @ May 5 2005, 02:23 PM)
QUOTE (Abbylovi @ Apr 29 2005, 04:37 PM)
A woman is fast asleep in our office bathroom.

She's back again. ninja.gif

does she sleep sitting up on the toilet? or do you have couches in there?

Ratty couch.
Abbylovi
QUOTE (Abbylovi @ May 5 2005, 04:29 PM)
QUOTE (mongo_jones @ May 5 2005, 04:24 PM)
QUOTE (Abbylovi @ May 5 2005, 02:23 PM)
QUOTE (Abbylovi @ Apr 29 2005, 04:37 PM)
A woman is fast asleep in our office bathroom.

She's back again. ninja.gif

does she sleep sitting up on the toilet? or do you have couches in there?

Ratty couch.

I should add that I suspect she's a government employee and she's age-challenged.
Daisy
I just got off the phone with a guy whose surname is pronounced "dorky".
fantasty
I just chatted with a co-worker who is recovering from reconstructive surgery necessitated by a mauling from her dog, a rescued mutt who has lived with her for seven years and until the attack had been a good companion. She's now taking the dog to veterinary neurologists and oncologists to see what's wrong with it, or maybe it just needs Prozac? she says. blink.gif

bloviatrix
QUOTE (fantasty @ May 5 2005, 05:03 PM)
I just chatted with a co-worker who is recovering from reconstructive surgery necessitated by a mauling from her dog, a rescued mutt who has lived with her for seven years and until the attack had been a good companion. She's now taking the dog to veterinary neurologists and oncologists to see what's wrong with it, or maybe it just needs Prozac? she says. blink.gif

My cousin had a Yorkie who went to see a doggie shrink. The thing was psychotic. I guess that's what happens when you're bought on sale at Macy's. ohmy.gif
Rail Paul
QUOTE (Steve R. @ Apr 30 2005, 05:37 PM)
My wife's watching Titanic and called me in to see Carnivale Cruise Line commercial. Bang for the advertising buck.

When the Norwegian Dawn cruise ship was hit by a freak wave two weeks ago, some customers were ordered to assemble in the dining rooms. The music played to calm them was, of course, My Heart Will Go On from the movie Titanic.

I'm sure it worked admirably... dry.gif
Orik
QUOTE (bloviatrix @ May 5 2005, 04:06 PM)
QUOTE (fantasty @ May 5 2005, 05:03 PM)
I just chatted with a co-worker who is recovering from reconstructive surgery necessitated by a mauling from her dog, a rescued mutt who has lived with her for seven years and until the attack had been a good companion.  She's now taking the dog to veterinary neurologists and oncologists to see what's wrong with it, or maybe it just needs Prozac? she says.  blink.gif

My cousin had a Yorkie who went to see a doggie shrink. The thing was psychotic. I guess that's what happens when you're bought on sale at Macy's. ohmy.gif

In a very insane workplace, long long ago, a psychotic boss took the office's Aibo home for the weekend. When he returned it, we had to send it back to sony's Aibo shrink, as it would constantly walk around the office and bang its head against the walls.
Cathy
Ori, I just spit water all over my keyboard.
fantasty
QUOTE (bloviatrix @ May 5 2005, 05:06 PM)
QUOTE (fantasty @ May 5 2005, 05:03 PM)
I just chatted with a co-worker who is recovering from reconstructive surgery necessitated by a mauling from her dog, a rescued mutt who has lived with her for seven years and until the attack had been a good companion.  She's now taking the dog to veterinary neurologists and oncologists to see what's wrong with it, or maybe it just needs Prozac? she says.  blink.gif

My cousin had a Yorkie who went to see a doggie shrink. The thing was psychotic. I guess that's what happens when you're bought on sale at Macy's. ohmy.gif

"Oh, Matisse, what a lovely dog you are." (Name that film)

Aaron T
QUOTE (Orik @ May 5 2005, 02:10 PM)
In a very insane workplace, long long ago, a psychotic boss took the office's Aibo home for the weekend. When he returned it, we had to send it back to sony's Aibo shrink, as it would constantly walk around the office and bang its head against the walls.

That is hilarious. I had forgotten all about Aibo. We had one in our office when I worked at Sony. Sir Howard really liked that puppy.
StephanieL
QUOTE (fantasty @ May 5 2005, 05:15 PM)
QUOTE (bloviatrix @ May 5 2005, 05:06 PM)
QUOTE (fantasty @ May 5 2005, 05:03 PM)
I just chatted with a co-worker who is recovering from reconstructive surgery necessitated by a mauling from her dog, a rescued mutt who has lived with her for seven years and until the attack had been a good companion.  She's now taking the dog to veterinary neurologists and oncologists to see what's wrong with it, or maybe it just needs Prozac? she says.   blink.gif

My cousin had a Yorkie who went to see a doggie shrink. The thing was psychotic. I guess that's what happens when you're bought on sale at Macy's. ohmy.gif

"Oh, Matisse, what a lovely dog you are." (Name that film)

Down and Out in Beverly Hills.
Blondie
QUOTE (Abbylovi @ May 4 2005, 02:14 PM)
Just saw a big blow up Santa in Union Square Park.

Just to clarify, this was a giant blowup Santa riding a giant blowup lobster. Surreal for sure.

It's a prop for an indie film called "The Lobster Farm". They were handing out passes for the screening tonight (which I just remembered - now it's too late sad.gif ).
flyfish
QUOTE (Blondie @ May 5 2005, 08:28 PM)
Just to clarify, this was a giant blowup Santa riding a giant blowup lobster.

A giant blowup Santa riding a giant blowup COOKED lobster even...!

Flyfish
Abbylovi
QUOTE (Blondie @ May 5 2005, 08:28 PM)
QUOTE (Abbylovi @ May 4 2005, 02:14 PM)
Just saw a big blow up Santa in Union Square Park.

Just to clarify, this was a giant blowup Santa riding a giant blowup lobster. Surreal for sure.

It's a prop for an indie film called "The Lobster Farm". They were handing out passes for the screening tonight (which I just remembered - now it's too late sad.gif ).

That's hilarious! I was there as they were blowing up Santa so I missed the lobster.
hollywood
A date with Carmen Electra. Up for bid on eBay. For charity. To "win" you have to be a guy between 15 and 20 and have more than $400,000 (based on the current bidding) to blow (presumably, TAG, the sponsor of sorts is going to pay for the actual date). Have I missed something? How many 15-20 year olds have $400,000? If a guy's got that sort of cash lying around, can't he get his own dates without buying them? If the winner is under 18, he has to have an adult do the bidding for him. http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2004580...5210042,00.html

edit: Update: Ms. Electra won for a mere $407,500.
omnivorette
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/05/08/magazine/08WWLN.html?

Note second paragraph
Rail Paul
QUOTE (hollywood @ May 7 2005, 08:38 AM)
A date with Carmen Electra. Up for bid on eBay. For charity. To "win" you have to be a guy between 15 and 20 and have more than $400,000 (based on the current bidding) to blow (presumably, TAG, the sponsor of sorts is going to pay for the actual date). Have I missed something? How many 15-20 year olds have $400,000? If a guy's got that sort of cash lying around, can't he get his own dates without buying them? If the winner is under 18, he has to have an adult do the bidding for him. http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2004580...5210042,00.html

edit: Update: Ms. Electra won for a mere $407,500.


I suspect Carmen Electra's target market demographic is 15 - 20 year old males, or people who behaive like them...
Daisy
Looking up from my desk at the enormous office TV screen to see Jimmy Page playing guitar, and ringing the bell, for this morning's opening of the New York Stock Exchange.
mongo_jones
mongomania has crossed 1000 posts...
ngatti
Pasta Fagiole at the Olive garden last week.

Bad chili with ditallini pasta added in.
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